We all know who this is, and here IT is in Beverly Hills yesterday.

This would probably be a pretty amazing picture if she wasn’t wearing the tights, and only had the Famous Stars & Straps tee on. But Kim Kardashian would never do that, because she thinks that she’s somewhat of a stature now and a sex tape would be way below her.

Riiight.

Do you think if you stuck your face up inside her butt cheeks and she farted, you could travel back in time?

I don’t know..

Didn’t the DeLorean run on used banana peels and shit? Because if that’s the case this bitch’s ass has enough gas to go back and hang out with the dinosuars, and chances are Khloe will be there too.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Kim Kardashian.
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Here’s Kristin Cavallari thinking she’s in Miami, but you’re not bitch. You’re in Los Angeles, and we don’t wear straight up boy band shit like this. I don’t care if you’re just leaving the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood after watching “Mamma Mia!” or not.

So here’s the little nobody slut in L.A. last night.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Kristin Cavallari.
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Amanda Peet was on the Late Show last night, and she forgot to wear her panties.

Whoops!

No I can’t confirm that, but that looks like a “forgot to wear my panties” face to me. To most girls that really wouldn’t matter but Amanda’s still healing from an at home over the toilet coat hanger abortion, and things are still a little tender.

Poor little thing.

Not Amanda, that filthy fuck mop. I’m talking about her bastard aborted baby rotting in the sewer, but with a little luck from God, and some help from Hell. Amanda’s fish hooked baby could grow up into this, and then you’ll all be sorry..

“BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!”

I included a picture of the fat man, because I just like how unamused he is about it all.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Hollywood Sluts.
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Beautiful.

Is this bitch retarded? Ashley Tisdale got her nails did in Hollywood yesterday, and she kept trying to grab the Asian women in inappropriate places because that’s what retards do.

The human sex drive is undeniable, and no matter what it always finds a way to articulate it’s self. In Ashley’s case it’s usually a wipe across the face with Gerber covered fingers, and possibly a booger.

No I’m serious. This slut’s a total dumb dumb, and her pussy looks like this.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Ashley Tisdale.
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Here are some various Hollywood Sluts at the Playboy Animal Rescue “Bow Wow WOW” thing, and one slut showed up with a scooby snack painted on her pussy.

Good job bitch!

She spent the whole day fighting off the dogs that got confused, and jumped up in her crotch and started chewing on her cooze. At one point I even saw her walking to the restroom with 2 Chihuahua’s hanging from her shizzz.

Chihuahua’s are little fighters because they’re so ugly, and her hairy chest doesn’t seem to bother them at all. And I can’t say for sure, but it would appear that Denise Richards is just stopping off here on her way to a boxing match.

Which she lost..

To the curse of cankles.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Hollywood Sluts.
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This is a Kourtney Kardashian upskirt at Bar Pitti in Los Angeles yesterday.

I’m not really sure if this is an upskirt because those don’t really look like underoo’s to be, but some kinda designer diaper.

But whatevs..

This is her cry for attention, not mine. And she’s gotta try something because her fatass sister’s kinda famous, and the King Kong one is just amazing. So it’s easy to forget about the normal jealous one that I’m guessing has no choice but to release a sex tape in 3.. 2.. 1..

Horny!

Because seriously. Kourtney’s the hot one and it sucks she has no choice but to date this guido limp dick, because no matter what it never fails that famous holes in Hollywood date the weakest dudes.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian.
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Miley Cyrus wants this bitch dead!

Brad Pitt & George Clooney are greedy little bastards

Julieta Prandi’s ass speaks of the pompitous of love

Sam & Lindsay Lohan’s PDA is pretty much adorable

Tila Tequila’s lipstick matches the liquid that comes out of your dick after sleeping with her

Kimora Lee Simmons is dead

Britney Spears might be boneable in about a year

The Hills is back bitches!

Looks like Lindsay Lohan has a new carper eater

Alec Baldwin is being psycho once again

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Links.
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Mariah Carey stopped by TRL yesterday, and the bitch is getting old.

You can tell because she has the belly button hang over that looks like the end of a balloon being stretched apart by your fingers. If you didn’t know any better you would think somebody’s pulling on her love handles.

Slut.

I hate her, and I wish she lost a leg or something..

Then I’d totally wanna fuck her!

And no. Not Heather Mills because no matter how good it might feel to stick my dick between her gap tooth, I can’t cum with this dude dancing through my mind.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Mariah Carey.
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Here’s my favorite little sports car with the doors wide open hitting up Creative Education in Brentwood California this morning.

I got this comment tonight..

“Yes, she is very pretty and you are certainly entitled to your opinions. Blah, blah, blah. I must mention that your writing is below average at best. Take some lessons from Fatback. He is always horny but he is also intelligent and witty. I suppose you can commit some animal cruelty now.”

Well, you got me there bitch. Good job! I do write on about a 3rd grade level because I have a thing for bong hits, and injecting myself with morphine. BUT! That doesn’t mean that we can’t fall in love. It doesn’t pumpkin. Love is blind, and just think! When I come running in the bedroom while you’re getting dressed for work screaming about Lindsay Lohan hairy choad pictures you could say..

“DontWant sweetheart, it isn’t “choad” it’s “taint” and don’t forget your then & thans”

So how bout it sweetheart? We could make this work I’m totally cereal.

Write me back okay?

Let’s try, Let’s really try..

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Jennifer Garner.
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Here’s the slammin chipmunk in some kinda Candyland bikini in Malibu yesterday.

Slammin?

Well.. If you put a paper bag over her head, maybe.

Maybe.

If you cut her head off, put it in a paper bag, and buried it out in the tall grass behind Grandma’s house?

There you go.

Sophie Monk is, or was, an actress at some point in time I think. And yes, she was. Because all it takes to be an actress is to show your tits and that’s bullshit. I can’t go to Hollywood, and rip my balls out to be an actor. I mean I could, because my balls are that good. But any limp dick off the street can’t pull that off. Yet any skanky cum dump can rip her shirt off, and pretty easily score a beat down role in some stomped on B grade production somewhere.

That..

After a couple bong rips, I’ll go pay 10 bucks to see. And as far as Sophie’s horniness in this bikini that she’s rocking. Um.. I’d probabaly hit sure, but it would take at least 7 beers for me to fuck her face to face. And I like to do it face to face because I’m a nice dude, and I like to whisper in your ear if I think your pussy stinks.

No, I’m totally kidding. I would never tell a woman that unless I was holding a flower for her.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Sophie Monk.
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